The Dotty Blue Blouse

So, I'm kind of a cheapskate. I mean, really. 

I went to Joann's a few days ago for their super special daffodil dash sale. If you spend $50 this week you get 30% off next week. I spent $50.92 and most of that was $1 McCall's patterns and red tag fabrics at half price (and if I guessed the amount of fabric left on the bolt without going over, I saved a few more sheckles there, too.) Also, I pick up pennies.

Unfortunately, I cannot wrangle my inner Scrooge down, even if I want desperately to support awesome independent companies like Colette. I cannot pay $15 for a pattern I will ultimately alter until it bears no semblance to its original form.

I'm sorry, the bills are glued in there. 

Not even your cult following can pry them from my hand.

But, you know, I do like the look of that Colette Taffy blouse.

So, what does a tightwad seamstress do?

FOR SHAME

Ladies and gentleman (my BF reads this, for sure), I present to you The Dotty Blue Blouse, which may or may not have been inspired by a similar item with a delicious name.

I'm either a pin-up or being arrested. Or both.

 No, there was no second cameraman.

See that black band that finishes the neck? I could not find anything in my stash that would work for a sheer neckline. It was driving me crazy. I decided to go to to dollar store and pick up some masks (going to a masquerade ball, more on that later!) when I stopped in the hair section and saw these headbands.

Pffft, who would buy that?

 It's just a bunch of fold over elast- HOLY CATS!

My neck is covered with pieced dollar store headbands. Don't hate.

For the shots, I just tied a lace ribbon around the middle to give some definition. 

Otherwise, I get this:

 

Okay, guys, let's play "find the waist." Whoever gets it loses 20 pounds!

Unfortunately, I probably won't be keeping this one. I bought this mesh a few years ago and I've gotten a lot better at choosing quality fabrics in the meantime. This one feels scratchy on my skin and that drives me a little crazy, no matter how many cute little dots are on it.

Till next time, chicas!

-Hannah Jean

Today's program was brought to you by the letter T.



Linked to:
 http://www.gingersnapcrafts.com/2012/04/wow-me-wednesday-47.html
http://thetrendytreehouse.blogspot.com/2012/04/create-and-share-features-too_17.html
http://sumossweetstuff.blogspot.com/2012/04/market-yourself-monday_15.html
http://sewchatty.blogspot.com/2012/04/made-with-love-link-up_15.html 
http://raegunwear.blogspot.com/2012/04/link-party-what-we-wore-and-made_17.html
http://www.mommybydaycrafterbynight.com/2012/04/ta-da-tuesday-link-party-34.html
http://thecreativeitchboutique.blogspot.com/2012/04/sew-cute-tuesday-41712.html 
http://brassyapple.blogspot.com/2012/04/make-it-monday-27.html
 http://mineforthemaking.blogspot.com/2012/04/diy-diva-thursdays-35-fashion-party_19.html

Pinwheel You Look at That

 

Guys, guys. Guys! I'm ridiculously happy with this dress. 

I even made a cool little logo for the post. You see that? 

I should pin it or something.

It's made with this completely awesome knit that 

I almost didn't cut into. It's thick, it's opaque, it's in teal, and it doesn't fray or curl at all. I was like, NO! This stuff is amazing! I need to make something for me.

But the thought of my little three year old 

niece shivering in the cold for lack of an awesome pinwheel 

dress persuaded me. Also, it took like half a yard, 

so there are still leftovers for yours truly.

I put three pinwheels on it with one of those fat quarter rolls 

with all the coordinated fabric. Seriously, what can you do with those things? The fabrics are so cute but the pieces are minute! I might have to make some kind of tiny gored skirt with the rest. 

One of my favorite parts of this dress was 

the ribbon belt. I was having trouble making the belt just right, when I realized:

 one color of ribbon was not enough. But, forces combined, two ribbons created a 

superbelt.

I am dead serious, that three year old niece came up to my boyfriend and said, 

"Look how pretty my bow is!"

Pictured: World Record Holder for Best Aunt

Yeah guys, put pinwheels on your dresses and sew some ribbons together. You will not regret it. (Found the pinwheel tutorial here. For the belt, center thin ribbon on wide 

ribbon and sew both sides down. Done.)

Link Parties:

 http://www.gingersnapcrafts.com/2012/04/wow-me-wednesday-46.html

http://sumossweetstuff.blogspot.com/2012/04/market-yourself-monday_08.html

http://thecreativeitchboutique.blogspot.com/2012/04/sew-cute-tuesday-41012.html

http://thetrendytreehouse.blogspot.com/2012/04/create-and-share-features-too_10.html

 http://www.mommybydaycrafterbynight.com/2012/04/ta-da-tuesday-link-party-33.html
 http://www.bearrabbitbear.com/2012/04/things-ive-done-thursday-32-412.html

Let the pretty dress distract your wonderful eyes

Lovely people.

I wasn't gone, I swear. I was in Holland.

You may say, "Hey! I know Holland! They have internet there!"

Yes, yes they do. But no cardreaders, apparently. And tourists there prefer to spend time with their tall Dutch boyfriends. So I have some catch-up to do with all of you!

Today's dress:

When this little girl grows up and wants to be a 

pretty pink princess flapper ballerina, she'll be all set.

 This fabric will make her feel ethereal.

Add wings and baby. BAM. Angel.

The fabric was a super-thin, incredibly soft baby pink knit.

 It had fine lines of thread making stripes every inch or so, and one more thing: SEQUINS. 

Every baby needs a little sparkle. Some clear, plastic sparkle.

This is how the dress would look if said baby could fly.

I used a baby onesie pattern and cut it off before it made the underwear deal, and then got inspiration from Melly Sews's super awesome tutorial for the skirt. I made 14 squares and edged them with satin ribbon, then sewed them in two tiers for a flappericious flippy skirt. 

I also added a nice, deep neckline in the back.

 

Babies don't have to worry about bras, right? 

They just have huge heads that need to fit into their garments somehow.

The fabric was so fine, I had to sew some of the seams with tissue paper underneath to keep my feeddogs from ingesting the stuff and making a really wonky zig-zag. Hungry little beasts.

At this point, I was really hoping the dress wouldn't

 turn out like a toilet seat cover.

At the end, I added a cute little medallion for interest. Yoyo + shank button + ribbon.

It's like a cuteness award.

I do have to add, as a tip for the future, that I initially lined the bodice with nude, but I was unhappy with the way it made the color look dingy. In the end, I lined it with self fabric and I got  a much purer, brighter looking color. The only trick was lining up the stripes, which I wasn't totally successful at, but whatever. Babies have incredibly low standards for that kind of thing.

Enjoy!

-Hannah Jean

Link parties:

http://sewchatty.blogspot.com/2012/04/made-with-love-link-up.html

 http://sumossweetstuff.blogspot.com/2012/04/market-yourself-monday.html

http://thetrendytreehouse.blogspot.com/2012/04/create-and-share-features-too.html
 http://www.gingersnapcrafts.com/2012/04/wow-me-wednesday-45-with-75-amazon-gift.html
 http://www.bearrabbitbear.com/2012/04/things-ive-done-thursday-31-45.html
http://www.mommybydaycrafterbynight.com/2012/04/ta-da-tuesday-link-party-32.html 
 http://raegunwear.blogspot.com/2012/04/link-party-what-we-wore-and-made.html
 http://www.sewcountrychick.com/2012/04/sew-tell-saturday-april-7-and-sewing.html
http://www.marvelouslymessy.com/2012/04/marvelous-mess-57-and-features.html
 http://brassyapple.blogspot.com/2012/04/make-it-monday-link-up-26.html

A Life of Crime Dress

 

Me, about to hang

They told me I looked like an old hippie get-up. I told them that three year old they were sending me off to would never appreciate my mod-ish charm. I forged my own way, my own pattern, and no one can say I'm a suit.

They compared me to my mother, crooked and wrinkled. An old, tired style. I tried to show them how she got straightened out. She sure got the iron hard.

 

I said, "Look at me from the inside! I can be beautiful and pressed! I can stretch  to accommodate the biggest of heads, even yours!"

But words will never work for a yuppie, friends. 
I'll spend my time behind bars.




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 http://www.bearrabbitbear.com/2012/02/things-ive-done-thursday-26-31.html
http://mineforthemaking.blogspot.com/2012/03/diy-diva-thursdays-28-fashion-party.html
 http://raegunwear.blogspot.com/2012/02/link-party-what-we-wore-and-made_28.html
 http://www.sewcountrychick.com/2012/03/welcome-to-sew-tell-saturday-here-are.html
 http://thetrendytreehouse.blogspot.com/2012/02/create-and-share-features-too_29.html
 http://brassyapple.blogspot.com/2012/03/make-it-monday-21.html
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http://sewchatty.blogspot.com/2012/03/made-with-love-link-up.html

The French (Seam) Dress

                                      Une fois, j'ai fait une robe.

                                                         Once, I made a dress.

     Il y avait des coutures à l'intérieur. 

          It had French seams on the inside.

Et de jolies

 choses bizarres comme 

des boutons de coeur  et entrées de serrure et d'un corsage 

doublé.  Parce que les bébés petits apprécient ce genre de chose. Je vous assure.

    And silly, pretty things like heart buttons and keyholes and a lined bodice. 

Because little babies appreciate that sort of thing. 

I assure you.

                              Il avait la dentelle et des rubans               It had lace and layers

                                      et des couches abruptes,                       and sheer ribbons,

                                  l'image de la haute couture.             the picture of haute couture.

   Et une grosse fleur

             pour cacher son visage au cas où elle ne voit rien laid. Parfait.

           And a big flower to hide her face in case she sees anything ugly. 

                                                                                                                    Perfect.






Linked to: http://www.mommybydaycrafterbynight.com/2012/02/ta-da-tuesday-link-party-26.html
http://www.gingersnapcrafts.com/2012/02/wow-me-wednesday-39.html
http://strictly-homemade.blogspot.com/2012/02/strictly-homemade-tuesday-22112.html

The Quilt, Continued!

Due to a request on my last quilt post, I'm uploading some pictures of the quilt stars, close-up.

Before being pieced together, lying on the floor. Wondering, "When will I feel complete?"

This shot is a little grainy, but it most clearly shows the voids they had in their existence. Also, what it would look like if Princess Tiana played Portal.

Those squiggles remind me of pink electricity. What do you think they are?

Here are some of the dress blossoms, opening up to expose their beauty. Ladies, don't try this at home.

And, here's what the fabric looked like before I chopped it up.This is two panels pieced together. That's right you can't see the seam, that's the point. Owned.

 <3 Hannah Jean

Beware, Navel-Gazers

my bellybutton is covered. (By some awesome little shorts)

 Possible captions: I know not what I do.

-or-

I AM LADY JUSTICE

I stopped by a fabric store on the way to my parents' house, and found a slinky little number. It was satiny, it was drapey, and the print was playing with my mind.

 Possibly designed by Rorschach himself

I had extra time after buying the goods, so I stopped by a thrift store to look at patterns. I decided to kidnap this one and 12 of its closest friends for 10(!) cents apiece.

I liked it because of the tap pants, or French knickers as the pattern likes to call them. Because, you know, how often do you get to say "knickers" stateside? Fun word.

Unfortunately, when I came home and started cutting out said French knickers, the Rorschach fabric was severely misbehaving. It wiggled so much that the task of "accurate cutting and marking" became about as achievable as "carve scale model of internet". Things didn't get any easier when I tried to press the hem. It took 3 episodes of Star Trek to press and sew those down by hand. By the time I got to the gusset, I was sick of it. So, I went to the dollar store and bought my new hero.

You are my shining starch

I sprayed that stuff down and made it stiff as a board. I re-cut my gusset, pressed my waistband in half, and ranted to myself about why they wouldn't mention that in the instructions somewhere. You know, like right next to "Suggested Fabrics: lightweight silks and satins" how about, "but starch the crap out of them first or you'll be doomed"

  This is the kind of picture I get when I ask for "no clutter in the background"

I lengthened the leg a few inches to make it less underwear and more sleepwear. Though, I might wear them over tights in the spring if I'm feeling adventurous. I also took out a few inches from center front and back when the pieces grew from being cut on the bias (starch would have saved me). When I was nearly done, I tried them on and decided the back needed some serious re-shaping to get rid of weird poofage. Diaper shorts just aren't sexy, friends.

In retrospect, I should have added more fabric to the inner thigh than the outer thigh. Next time, folks.

Have a great day!

-Hannah Jean

Link Party:  http://www.sewcountrychick.com/2012/02/sew-tell-saturday-211.html

The Little Quilter That Could

My Masterpiece!

Don't be mislead. I am not a quilter. But you know, I have quilted. Because sometimes the call of quick, easy, gratifying projects that won't make you stay up late ripping out seams that were  a millimeter off, or trying to decide whether the next few months of your life should really dedicated to piecing tiny scraps cut out of fabric that was perfectly good to begin with is just no longer alluring.

Supplies.  Not pictured: patience and meticulous precision

"But, Hannah," you say. "Quilting is artistic expression!  

A huge canvas on which to display your talents!" 

Yes, I know. But have you see those pieced stars, twirling around,

taunting me with their copious amounts seams? 

All singing this in unison:

"Oh match us up, Hannah! It's totally worth the extra 8 episodes of Doctor Who!"

Do you know what I told them?

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

And then I wrapped their little bottoms up in a sheet and ribbon and called it a day.

(Want to make a cool quilt like this? Pick up this book. The pictures alone are worth the price, and I'm usually way too cheap to buy crafty books.)

Linked to: http://www.mommybydaycrafterbynight.com/2012/02/ta-da-tuesday-link-party-25.html

UPDATE: For more pictures, visit this post

The Watersdown Mansion of England, 1936

Oh, why hello there. Welcome to the party.

 

 

I hope you're enjoying your time at the Watersdown Mansion. 

But, I must let you know...There's been a murder.

What? Oh, don't blame me. I'm innocent.

 

Am I more convincing from this angle? 

It's my best look on the big screen.

    Truth be told, it was probably one of these people. 

 They all look rather suspicious.

 

 

 But, never mind all that. 

  At the end of this whole affair, I'll still be enjoying my new dress.

  Toodle-oo!